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THEORY: Rian Johnson’s Evil Scheme to Ruin Our Childhoods Finally Exposed?
Three years ago this month, I exposed the nefarious scheme orchestrated by the brilliant minds at Marvel to infiltrate the DCEU with their spy Zack Snyder. What I failed to focus on at the time was the organization above Marvel that pulled the strings the entire time: Disney. Along with my brilliant team of researchers, academics, and investigative journalists, I’ve spent the last three years digging into the shocking secrets Disney hid from us for so long. Disney have recently been recruiting new members, with the latest addition to their empire being Rian Johnson. Yes, that Rian Johnson. Star Wars: The Last Jedi came out over a year ago, and…
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THEORY: The REAL Big Bad of the DCEU Has Been Hiding Under Our Noses
It appears that Zack Snyder is back at it again with ruining everyone’s childhood. Not only did he release the movie version of having explosive diarrhea after a night out at Applebee’s, but he had the brilliant idea of releasing a more extended version of this disaster (now with corn). Of course I’m talking about Batmeh v Supermeh: Yawn of I’m Gonna Kill Myself. We’ve already talked about the theory that Snyder could potentially be a Marvel spy, but what’s the next step? What exactly is happening with the DCEU moving forward? Well, it’s quite obvious. Warner Bros. is not aware of the fact that Snyder is a Marvel…
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INJUSTICE 2 Finally Confirmed Via Epic Announcement Trailer
The development of a sequel to Injustice: Gods Among Us was perhaps one of the worst kept secrets in video gaming this year. The game has finally been confirmed, and along with the announcement comes an action-packed cinematic trailer that gives us a look at some of the new character designs for some of the main heroes, such as Batman, Superman, and The Flash. “In Injustice 2, we are introducing new features that will change the way fans play fighting games,” said Ed Boon, Creative Director of NetherRealm Studios. “We’re always interested in pushing the genre forward and allowing players to customize and level-up their favorite DC Super Heroes and…
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Russell Crowe Confirms MAN OF STEEL 2 Was Delayed For BATMAN V SUPERMAN
While Ben Affleck‘s Batman as well as many others characters such as Wonder Woman and The Flash get their own solo outings sometime between now and 2020, Superman is the only major hero in the DCEU that does not currently have a film in development (that we know of). Even though Man of Steel may be the last solo Superman film for quite some time, it appears that there were actually plans to do a follow-up to that film. While speaking with Digital Spy, Russell Crowe (who of course played Jor-El in the first DCEU film) seemingly confirmed that there were indeed plans to do a Man of Steel sequel…
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Cara Delevingne Describes Her Odd Method Of Preparing For Her SUICIDE SQUAD Role
Cara Delevingne is about to star in Suicide Squad as The Enchantress, who many are speculating to be the film’s main baddie, alongside some big name talents like Will Smith and Jared Leto. In a recent interview, she discussed meeting with director David Ayer to join the ensemble cast. “I met the director, David Ayer, at a hotel in London on a dark and stormy night. He didn’t tell me anything about the movie. Instead, he showed me pictures of these amazing, enlightened, powerful, but very evil women. He spoke to me about addiction and mental illness, which are things I find very, very interesting,” she said. She went on to discuss…
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THEORY: A Marvel Spy Caused The Failure Of BATMAN V SUPERMAN And The Downfall Of The DCEU
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice came out last month, and I think it’s safe to say that the movie was a failure akin to the likes of New Coke and McDonald’s disastrous 90’s burger The Arch Deluxe. It may seem like a bit of an exaggeration to compare DC’s latest flop to some of these foods/beverages, but really, these are all things that are horrible and lost their respective companies billions of dollars. The failure of Batman v Superman specifically can be pointed to Zack Snyder, who shat out two of the worst abominations of all time, first with Man of Steel and then with its “sequel.” You may…
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Christian Bale Isn’t Happy With His Batman Performance
We’re just weeks away from getting to meet our new Batman in Ben Affleck, but we will always remember what Christian Bale brought to the role. Whether you remember him for his controversial voice or for his awesome fight with Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, the majority of fans are happy with the performance he gave in Christopher Nolan’s trilogy, even though the star himself doesn’t seem to be. Yahoo caught up with the actor, who recently received an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor for his role in The Big Short, who expressed disappointment in his performance. “I didn’t quite manage what I hoped I would throughout the trilogy,” Bale said. “Chris did, but my own sense of self…
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FEATURE: Ranking All of the Superman Movies
It’s Day 2 of Watchtower Of Babel’s 25 Days Of Batman v Superman. Yesterday we kicked off this event with a ranked list of Batman’s big screen outings, and now it’s only natural to continue with a look at Superman’s films. Just like Batman, most films in Superman’s franchise have been hit or miss, with movies ranging from nearly unwatchable to, dare I say, cinematic masterpiece. So let’s look at the best and worst the Last Son Of Krypton has to offer, all while keeping in mind that this is only one guy’s opinion. 7. Superman IV: The Quest For Peace “STAHP. DON’T DO IT. THE PEOPLE!” -Superman After two…
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You Can Eat Your Favorite Superheroes For Breakfast With BATMAN V SUPERMAN Cereals
Put your Lucky Charms away, because you can eat Batman and Superman for breakfast instead. That’s right, for the low, low price of… well, whatever cereal is worth these days, you can consume DC’s finest heroes for breakfast to satisfy your taste buds. General Mills made the announcement, while also confirming that these limited edition cereals will be available this month! Yes, cereals. As in the plural of cereal. You can purchase the respective heroes’ cereals separately, so you better chose your side wisely. Superman will be the embodiment of caramel, while Batman is the embodiment of chocolate strawberry for some reason. It’s the perfect flavor for a crime…
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Zack Snyder Developing WATCHMEN TV Series For HBO
Before directing Man Of Steel, Zack Snyder brought another comic book to life on the big screen: Watchmen (and also 300). This film is highly regarded as being one of the best comic book movies of the time, and even now many will argue that it’s still among the greatest. He did an amazing job of fitting everything in the comic into just a single film, but many still believe too much was left out. Well, it now looks like every fan of both the Watchmen comic and the film can celebrate as Collider is reporting that Snyder has been meeting with HBO to bring the characters to their network for a new…